Perhaps girlfriend remember this video clip which Courtney called "the worst/best six minutes of your life"? It"s from the for sure batshit stunner reality display Toddlers & Tiaras, and also features a small 6-year-old squidbilly called Alana whose disastrous mom jacks her up on something she phone call "Go-Go Juice" (that comes out of a creepily nondescript bottle) before each pageant.For month I"ve been wondering, "What"s in this "Go-Go Juice"? Because... Ummm... I might want part if it"s that the cocaine variety." and also now? WE ultimately HAVE THE ANSWER! Mama Squidbilly June Shannon revealed the ingredient on Good Morning America. Via the new York daily News:


More specifically <"Go-Go Juice" is>: Mountain Dew and also Red Bull mixed in a bottle and chugged prior to pageant time.

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While it isn’t clear exactly how much of the concoction Alana actually drinks, each bottle would contain the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee.


Shannon claimed that many mothers usage caffeine and also sugar to keep their children ”focused” prior to the show.

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She’d do the efforts feeding her daughter “two bags” of sugary Pixi Stix however it didn’t have the preferred “energizing” effect.


"There room normal people who provide their kids this,” she said. “Why is it such a huge issue v us pageant moms that carry out it all weekend to save our youngsters energized and also awake?”


Is Alana"s mom the ideal mom in the world, or what? Yes, because there are far worse things... Prefer being increased by a serial raping Yeti. No, since if they still made four Loko, she"d probably offer her child that, too. I"m unsure.... Since I love both Red Bull and also child abuse. Well, as a vegan... close up door UP, VEGAN!! ns was going to say, "As a vegan, my "go-go juice" is a mixture of hair, sand, and sawdust pulp."
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